What’s that rustlin’ 'neath the Christmas tree?
Christmas Puppy
What’s that waggin’ by the cookies I see?
Christmas Puppy
Who’s gonna clean the plate and leave no trace?
Who’s that with the big ‘ol egg nog face?
And who’s that runnin’ all around the place?
And who knocked over grandma’s vase?
Christmas Puppy
-chorus-
The Christmas Puppy is one of a kind.
The Christmas Puppy’s gonna blow your mind.
The Christmas Puppy was sent from above.
Yeah, the Christmas Puppy is the one I love.
Christmas Puppy
Who pulled off all the ribbons and bows?
Christmas Puppy
Who's that underneath the mistletoes?
Christmas Puppy
Whose big ol' feet go tappety-tap?
Who can steal a snack just a zappety-zap?
And who just jumped up into my lap?
And who just conked out and is takin' a nap?
Christmas Puppy
-chorus-
Well, it's nice to get presents and to give 'em aways.
It's nice to eat treats through the holidays.
Some presents need batteries before they goes.
Some presents have lights that shine and glows.
But my favorite gift everybody knows,
has four feet, floppy ears, and a big ol' nose.
Christmas Puppy
-chorus-
The Christmas Puppy
I said the Christmas Puppy is the one I love.
Christmas Puppy
Woo woo woo woo woo!
Arf! Arf!
That was bad.
credits
released December 12, 2020
Written, sung (with some help), and produced by crrdlx, December 2020.
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